July 1: Cancer

"I explained to them ... 'Mom and daddy run about naked all the time and we taped some things ... and someone stole the tape.' They really wanted to see Borat and I finally had a breakdown and let them because all their friends had seen it and I said: 'There are a few things we have to talk about before you see Borat.' So I did sit down with them and watch Borat. I kind of went 'La la la' over the parts I didn't want them to hear ... I tried to muddle through that."

"I don't want expensive gifts; I don't want to be bought. I have everything I want. I just want someone to be there for me, to make me feel safe and secure."

"More than missing the work we might have done together, I miss [John Belushi] -- a friend whom I could call any time of the day or night. He was always happy to see me and I was always happy to see him. There was very little friction between us. I can't think of any argument that ever lasted for more than twenty-four hours. It was one of the great friendships of the decade, if not the century, and it will go down as such, I think."

"I never really got into drugs, just pottery. Which is working out better for old age."

"I was really oversexed. Really charged, hot to trot. Later on, when I got my driver's license, I used to drive up to this sleazy town near Paterson, and would walk up and down this street there called Cunt Mile. I would get picked up and make out with different guys in back seats of cars to get my rocks off, because I was so horny and I couldn't make out with anybody in my town."